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Inhaling socks Tuesday 080226~20:26

Posted by gullybogan in Gaia.
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I was wandering about in a daze today and i saw something that made me stop in my tracks.

A girl wearing a t-shirt that read, ‘INHALING SOCKS’.

How bizarre, i thought to myself.

She was the sort of girl who buys her clothes a little on the large size, in case she suddenly goes from a size 8AA to a size 18DD.

You know. It could happen.

I realised, when i’d adjusted my eyes to the fact that she was missing about eighty kilograms (around three million pounds), that her t-shirt actually said WHALING SUCKS.

A noble sentiment.

The fact that she was carrying a plastic tray full of sushi did not diminish the nobleness of the effect.

But i do suspect that she was protestething too much.