gullybogan

Dear Reader,

I’m not sure if you can tell from the picture, but the name on the front of this shop is ‘Excited’.

Also, i’m not sure if you can tell from the picture, but the mannequin in the window is also, well, excited.

It’s unclear whether this particular fashion vendor is in the process of leaving Knox City, or setting up. The shop may well have been trading there for years, for all i know, and i’ve never even noticed it.

But you put some naked mannequins with erect nipples in the window and scattered about the shop, and all of a sudden i’m not only noticing it, it’s blogworthy.

Maybe this is a message to fashion vendors everywhere: more nudity, pls.

If you want to get ppl’s attention this spring, ladies, the word on fashion street is “go bare tit”.

If only nudity of real live ladies wasn’t such a counter-fashion-industry proposition, i think it could be the basis of some sort of fashion revolution.

Girls would certainly find it easier to get noticed. And they’d be able to do so a lot more cheaply than forking out for new outfits every season.

Dress-up-to-go-out fashion at the moment is already set at “Hooker Couture”, where young women dress in ridiculously high heels and arse-flaunting negligees, so total nudity isn’t that big a step on from there.

But more on bogan fashion this Monday, when my Bogan Pride series looks at spending a day at the races…

Yours,
Gullybogan