Miranda Kerr appears topless in 2010 Pirelli Calendar, a career move media commentators universally describe as “unexpected” Saturday 090620~07:35
Posted by gullybogan in Celebrities, miranda kerr.Tags: calendar girls, caribbean, miranda kerr, naked celebrities, pinup girls, pinups, pirelli, pirelli calendar, topless, victoria's secret
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Dear Reader,
When news broke here at Gullybogan Media Services that Miranda Kerr was to appear in the 2010 Pirelli calendar, we couldn’t believe it.
Simply couldn’t believe it.
When newsier news broke that “behind-the-scenes” shots from the calendar shoot had “somehow” “leaked” into the Intertube, we were shocked!
Shocked.
In disbelief, we took a long, hard look down the Intertube to prove to ourselves that this hadn’t happened… that it WASN’T HAPPENING, dear Reader.
But… it was true.
We found this rather unprepossessing image of a topless Miranda Kerr lying on some rather ugly floorboards and wearing a rather unflattering hat.
That was possibly the least attractive photograph of a naked/topless Miranda we’ve ever seen.
Had Miranda somehow become ugly?
We also found this image of her with a group of fellow calendricals.
And this one…
In neither of which does she look too ugly.
There is also a video of the shoot, helpfully dubbed in Italian so that you can concentrate on what you’re seeing, rather than on any distracting words that might be said about the whole event. Miranda can be briefly glimpsed, and there are no ugly floorboards or hats in sight.
Fans of tyres and naked ladies in exotic locations will, no doubt, be the final arbiters in this heated debate: has Miranda Kerr become ugly?
And, if so, what will her next career move be?
Yours,
Gullybogan
UPDATE
It’s hard keeping up with Miranda’s toplessness.
Here she is in some place called “The Caribbean”, splashing about toplessly in the water, apparently for a lingerie company called “Victoria’s Secret”.
I always thought that Victoria’s Secret was that we use brown coal to make our electricity, and that we’re hoping no-one finds out.
Turns out, Victoria’s Secret is that she sells bras and undies.
[hint: Miranda, if you're advertising lingerie, it might be good to wear more of it, rather than less...unless you're keeping it secret, that is...]
I understand that this “The Caribbean” is not associated with “The Caribbean Gardens” family leisure park and weekend market, over on Ferntree Gully Road. Of course, i may be mistaken…
None of them have any arms. Give me three months in a gym with that lot.
is one of those women wearing a Borat swimsuit?????
Forget the arms – she’s got gorgeous nipples.
I came across this page whilst looking for Miranda Kerr nips. Thanks for them. Unfortunately I happened to read some of the bullshit that you’ve written. I don’t know if this blog is written by one of those ‘stay pure until marriage’ nuts or simply a homo.. either way you’re batshit crazy. Miranda Kerr was in the top 5 of the most beautiful women in the world, and now I’ve seen her nips.. she’s pushing for 1st place. Right I’m off for a wank over those warlocks.
GB: Thank you, Danny, for your kind thoughts. The thing that is causing you all that confusion is called “irony.” If you can stop wanking long enough, you might like to look it up. It sounds like you’re a glancer, though, and not a reader, so i don’t expect you will. Good luck with your erections, and remember, it is wiser to invest in your male sexual function than in your mind, because your male sexual function lasts for the whole of your life, whereas you lose your mind at about fifty.
Sledpress, sweetheart. Muscular arms are not attractive on women.
Please refrain from posting such silly comments! I can’t blame you, after all, such a strong need for a purpose in society may lead you to think that women are useful.